~ Leslie Wylie, in “Never Look Down in the Port-a-Potty” and Other Eventing Rules to Live By.
As someone new to this sport, I am taking these very seriously.
”- If the course looks big, walk it again. Defying all laws of physics, jumps grow smaller with each successive course walk.
- If after several course walks the course still looks big, grab a go-cup of wine from the competitor’s party and give it one more try.”
I’m a strong independent equestrian who don’t need no man.
Unless it’s a nice 16h gelding who will excel in 1-1.10m jumpers